December 2009
0 posts
Words to live by..
longlivethequeen:
makenaturedysmorphic:
awina:
cometopapi:
marielafernandez:
quote-book:
kari-shma: (via: Amazing Posts)
Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
Drive carefully. It’s not only cars...
November 2009
29 posts
“Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.”
– Eeyore (via floatingintheblue)
So I'm at work today...
Caller: Yes, ma'am, ---- wasn't at his desk, can I leave a message about canceling with you?
Me: No, sir, you need to speak with ---- because he is the one who set up your case, would you like to leave him a voicemail?
Caller: Okay, yeah, how do I do that?
Me: Um.. you wait for the beep...
Caller: Alright, when does it beep?
WTF FOR REAL?
“I’m too addicted to you, if you took it all away I’d go through...”
– My boyfriend, Nov. 2009.
It’s four o’clock in the morning and I feel so alone.
When you’re a little girl, you grow up surrounded by the idea that falling in love with the perfect boy will give you the perfect life and make you perfectly happy.
Well, I have the perfect boy. And I feel so alone.
You’re all I need. I don’t want it to be us against the world.
I’m not unhappy, and I am...
Words Women Use and What They Really Mean:
youcanreadme:
thelovelybones:
neechers:littlemiss:
Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out...
“Memory is subjective.”
“Don’t attach yourself to anyone who shows you the least bit of attention because...”
– White Oleander // 2002 (via thelovelybones)
